incorrect-into-the-spiderverse:
Peter: Oh, hi, thanks for checking in, I’m
Still a piece of garbage
me: *accidentally isolates myself from my friends and disconnects from online communities*
me: whered all my besties go
(via thebootydiaries)
the biggest mood of the night is the hulu support agent saying “wack” when i told him one of his solutions didn’t work. mitch r if you’re out there-
(via unclefather)
pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
(via euphoric-melodia)